Clogs Pink
What do you think about a man who wears pink shorts and yellow clogs?
I think that's my neighbor/creature, and you're describing it as I described it to you one day. It was walking down the street that way! But no! This gets worse: The yellow clogs were actually Dutch wooden shoes, bright yellow as can be; the pink shorts were there, it was wearing a fanny pack full of stuff resting on it's crotch like a large codpiece, and a huge belly hanging over the entire ensemble. And it was in public.
I have been observing this creature for a long time now. It is hard to believe that the creature exists, but it does, and it appears to be trying to expand it's territory. It reaches over the fence between the yards and cuts trees down on my side.... It goes down the sidewalk in it's pink shorts sans all the rest of the outfit, with a beer in it's hand. It appears to have lost the barrier between public and private, and the end of it's own territory and the beginning of others.
It also seems to want to mate with other creatures of it's species. This is the obvious explanation for the bright colors and display of the large, prosperous looking belly.
Yes, it DOES have a wife, and she is Dutch. It also has a lovely teenage daughter, who is never , ever , observed in it's vicinity save for the backyard.
Attempts to control this species have been somewhat successful. A tall fence of some 6 feet 4 inches was put up, as I am 6'3" tall.
While I realize that all reading this surely must think that I'm kidding, I invite you to bookmark my 360 page and watch for the announcement that we have filmed the creature in it's native habitat and posted it on You tube.
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