Funny Feet
When you are interacting with a woman you have a sexual interest, it is very important that you are not boring. Why?
Because one of the most attractive features of a man can have is the ability to use humor. Today, I'll give some funny slogans to use when interacting with women.
At one point in an initial interaction, a woman usually asks classis to the question, "So what do you do?" This gives you an excellent opportunity to use some funny slogans and show the personality trait attractive humor.
You have a few options. First you may like to joke and say: "I am an actor, I just got a role leading to [insert the latest hit show on television] "and have said," Really? " your response to a slight chuckle and perhaps a playful jab or tickle to make her laugh more.
It could then respond with something like "No, go for what you do really do? "and you can say something like:
- Nothing. Yes, that's right. I actually looking for a rich girl who will support me ... because I want to be one of those who stay at home husbands, you know? Take care of the TV, watching Oprah and all those sorts of things. Is that ok with you?
Or, you might want to have his proposal: "Guess" (for 1 or 2 times and tell him the real answer). Or, do it as if it is not cold enough for you: "Ohh ... well, I do not know if you can manage the response. After all, you look a little innocent.
The following funny one liner help to direct the conversation towards sex.
You: Hmmm ... I can not say in general people like you. Looks like you might get offended
It: Why? What's this?
You: Well ... it is the lower part of my body.
His (here a large number of women will try to be funny and the game): What, like a podiatrist?
You: Nope, think again.
Her: A foot masseuse?
You: No - go a little higher (point to your crotch and give a little cheeky smile).
Her: Haha! A Gigalo!
You (Looking seriously offended and taken): Not in I made men's underwear model. I can not believe you think I am a man-whore! I'll make you pay double!
Her: Haha!
You can also reverse the question on your profession, Make It Out, as she tries to pick you up and comment that you're not going to fall from his pickup Sleazy tips.
Beautiful women do not expect this kind of funny shirts for men and as such, they get the emotion from your unpredictable behavior sparks a strong attraction.
- Whoa, you're looking at whether I am rich? I mean, we 've only just met and already you behave like a gold-... geez shovel, you're very full on.
- Listen ... I do not want to marry yet ok? We've just met. I work as a masseuse. Is this correct? Well. Now, when do you want your appointment first? I accept Visa, Mastercard and Diners, but not American Express cards because they charge me an extra 2% per transaction!
You: What should I do? Hmmm, well before you ... you trying come get me??
She: What? No! Haha!
You: Yes you are! (Playfully Tickle or poke it, or simply shake his head as if you shame for her). Okay, so I'll tell you what I do ... but no marriage proposals, ok?
She: Okay.
You: I am a masseuse a salsa dance teacher and a star of rock n roll.
Her: (Most likely laughing).
The funny even a regulation of maritime traffic apply when a woman asks for your name:
- Brad ... Brat Pitt.
- James ... James Bond.
- Peter Russelloffanonanonanon.
- Dracula.
If she laughs at your response, emotion is present. If she becomes frustrated fun of your response, emotion is present. And if you do not already know - the most important thing is how you make a woman feel.
If you can not use humor to make women feel great emotions, it will not matter if you are 3 feet tall with no teeth - she will feel attraction for you. However, if you were to answer her questions logically, no strong emotion would be present and you would simply be two strangers know each other in a non-sexual.
Warning: A woman gets angry if she can never get a clear answer from you. Once you notice it is really interested to talk to you, easy on the funny one liners a little and change gears to develop a connection with it.
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