Shoes Chocolate

Ever wondered what would life be without chocolate. I'm sure if you are a chocolate lover like me, such a concept would be unthinkable. Who would dare suggest such thing. Ok, it was just a thought, a moment of madness. In reality, it was more than just a moment, during this time, I wore the shoes a little agitated, chocoholic (barely), and probably for a little longer than I should. While wearing these shoes, I had these thoughts. Please do not quote me on them:

At first it was the Word ... and the Word was Xocalati

Here below are three important things in life: love, chocolate, ... and .. uh ... and remember to buy chocolate.

Last week I saw a pool full of chocolate liquor, and as usual I had to go and put your feet in the ... (well, to be honest, it was two feet).

We were the first to build a house entirely from chocolate. Two months later, we're here; homeless (but not hungry).

If the chocolates and flowers are the way to a maiden's heart, then why the hell do they not flowers and chocolate?

Two chocolate chips sat on a biscuit Freshly baked. One looked up at the sky and said: "It's nice here, is not it?" The other replied: "No, I much rather be in a bar. "

Susan asked Mary, "So what would you do if I took all the chocolate now? Marie said: "So what would you do if you had to do all the chocolate without legs?"

"At the end of the day, people are all the same, we want and need the same things, is not it? "" Uh ... Speak for yourself dude! "

I had the experience of a "Imminent death", and I saw the light and light led me to a shiny brown, shiny brown and was surrounded by what looked like with almonds.

Money is everything. You can not get chocolate without it.

"I do not know what you see in this man, after everything is just a candy store worker.

Obviously, the person who said: "Music is the food of life, never tasted.

I became an optimist. The pantry is not half empty, it has more space for ... chocolate ... things ....

They say that chocolate gives you more energy. I bought all that chocolate because I plan to run a marathon. Very soon ... Honestly ...

"I ran a million miles just to be with you ... the chocolate side of course, not the wafer side."

"You asked me where I expected to be in three years. But before answering the question, I must first ask: "Where is the chocolate is?

"So what if I have a chip on my shoulder? You should see what I have in my pockets."

"My son, friends come, friends will go. But chocolate has no legs. "

In the cold light of day, the perfect chocolate taste.

If you were me you would have very sticky feet.

If faith can really move a mountain, then why should she pay more box of chocolates when she visited yesterday?

Tomorrow is another day. "Oh dear, back in stores again."

Who would have thought that chocolate could become so popular without being featured on a reality TV show.

Well, now you 've heard my thoughts. If I have more I will let you know. Stay sweet, my love of chocolate, and one day we will merge into one and you can have my balls.